The
Twelve Days of CDD
a song parody by Xyanth
On the first day of Christmas, the studio gave to meee....
A
production grant from W.B.
Danny: "YAY! It's
here!" *big happy smile*
Sawyer: "Oh,
good."
Wade: *leans
away from Danny* "That smile
scares me."
On the second day of Christmas, the studio gave to meee....
Two
Make-Up Artists
Sawyer: *poses
in a beautiful gown*
T.W.: *Uncertainly
poses in the same beautiful gown* "Something doesn't feel right.
<=/"
On the third day of Christmas, the
studio gave to meee....
Three
Stage Hands
Stage-Hand 1: *talking to Stage-Hand 2* "Yea, she tried to make out
like I beat 'er up and stuff, but they couldn't prove anything.."
Danny: *overhearing, leans
toward Sawyer* "Where..did
Wade say he found these Stage-Hand guys?"
On the fourth day of Christmas,
the studio gave to meee....
Four
Under Studies
Understudies are the four identical twins of a particular actor, standing
there talking.
Danny looks at them, scratches his head,
"Well, that's..convenient.."
On the fifth day of Christmas, the
studio gave to meee....
Five
Hyper Gophers!
The five gophers run around frantically, doing various things, rambling
the same thing, "Gopher this,
gopher this, gopher this.."
Danny: *rolls his eyes* "Go-fers..Yeesh."
On the sixth day of Christmas, the studio gave to meee....
Six
Starring Actors
Actor 1: "I only drink Crystal Spring water from the Alps, and my
trailer has to be at least the size of a large swimming pool."
Danny: *wandering by, overhears, smiles and leans toward the actor*
"That's good, but you should make it sound more insistent.
Though there aren't any parts for over-demanding actors in this film...Which
part are you playing again?"
On the seventh day of Christmas,
the studio gave to meee....
Seven
Drunk Technicians
Technicians are passing around a bottle of questionable substance.
Danny: *turns toward one of
the gophers* "Get me a large
warning sign...I'll just...tape it to one of them.They won't notice."
Gopher: *hops off* "Gopher
gopher gopher.."
Danny: *calls after*
"And reopen the technician slots!"
On the eighth day of Christmas,
the studio gave to meee....
Eight
Attractive Women
Danny: "Where in this
play does it call for a bunch of beautiful women?"
Sawyer: *gives Danny a
rather angry look*
Danny: *gets defensive*
"Hey, don't look at me!"
Wade: *wanders by*
"Those are mine... Ladies!
Follow me!"
Danny and Sawyer watch...
Danny speaks up, "This is coming out of your pay, Ferret!"
On the ninth day of Christmas, the
studio gave to meee....
Nine
Unattractive Lawsuits
Danny: "Now see what
you've done?"
Wade: "How was I
supposed to know that they could claim harassment??"
Sawyer: *steps into the room* "Luckily
for the both of you, I managed to talk all of them out of going through with the
lawsuits, on one condition..."
On the tenth day of Christmas, the
studio gave to meee....
Ten
Attractive Men
Wade: *covering his eyes* "Are
they gone yet?"
Danny: "Nope.
We still have to wait for them to finish their dance routine."
Wade: "This is so not
fair."
Danny: "Hey, it's all
your fault. You're lucky I'm
keeping you on this whole thing."
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
the studio gave to meee....
Eleven
Popular Extras
Sawyer: "Popular
Extras? Since when have Extras ever
had a popularity?"
Danny: *shrugs*
Wade: *shrugs*
Sawyer: "....Who
*hired* the extras anyway?"
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
the studio gave to meee....
Twelve
Curious Inquiries
Interviewer: "So what do the ten dancing men symbolize?"
Danny: "Well,
they're meant to represent all of the...Stress and anxiety trapped inside the
protagonist..? <=)"