Samurai Pizza Cats ( Don't Dance)!


a song parody by Mitch Marmel



Man: Will somebody cue that penguin?


Samurai Pizza Cats (Don't Dance)!

Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?

Samurai Pizza Cats (Don't Dance)!

They're stampin' out crime and you know that ain't baloney.


There's Danny Cerviche: he's the leader of the bunch. ("Hiya, folks!")

A heck of a dancer, Makes a heck of a lunch,


And little Sawyer Esther who's never afraid ("Little?!")

Of going into battle when the bad guys invade.


There's Wade Anchovy, a wild romantic lover ("23-skiddoo!")

The ferret gets down, with a love-hangover.


Samurai Pizza Cats (Don't Dance), they're so bad,

They've got more fur than any turtle ever had. (T.W. : "Hey!")




Now Cranston plays the Big Cheese who's lower than low.

It's a bit of a shame he lives in Little Tokyo.


With Darla D as Princess Vi and nasty Ninja Crows.

As soon as someone finds the script, we might begin the show.


Sit right back, pick up a seat and turn the sound up high,

And if you want the full effect, go eat a pizza-pie!