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Animated Earth Chronicles: The Legend of Darla Dimple
SITO 4
At 0745 that morning, I woke up and got ready to go to the
Observation Lounge to see what mission Captain Picard had set me up for. At 0900
precisely, I strode into the Observation Lounge and saw the Captain, Worf and
Commander Riker, plus someone seated with his back to the door I walked in.
Captain Picard gestured towards a chair directly across the table from that of
the mystery guest. "Please, take a seat, Ensign," Picard said. I moved
over to the chair. My jaw dropped when I looked square into the face of a
Cardassian in a military officer's uniform.
Picard made the introductions. "This is Joret Dal,"
Picard said. "He was in the escape pod that we retrieved. He is a member of
the Cardassian military... and a Federation operative. He has risked his life to
bring us invaluable information about Cardassian strategic
intentions-information that could very well enhance the security of Bajor, as
well as other planets in this sector. Now, it is absolutely imperative that we
return him safely to Cardassian space."
"It will not be easy," Dal said. "The border
is heavily guarded."
"Since his ship was destroyed, he'll be using one of our
shuttles," Riker said.
"If a patrol stops me, I will claim to have stolen
it," Dal said.
"We have distressed the shuttle so that it appears to
have been fired upon," Worf said.
"Joret will attempt to talk his way past the
patrol," Riker said.
"If I were alone, the chances of my succeeding would be
slim," Joret said. "But if I had a prisoner with me- a Bajoran
terrorist-I would appear to be a bounty hunter. Border crossings of that nature
are not uncommon. And for a price, the patrol can be convinced to look the other
way."
"Once the shuttle is safely past the patrol, Joret will
put you in an escape pod and return you back across the border," Picard
said.
"Since the pod is so small, it will be difficult to
detect," Riker said.
"We'll be waiting here to pick you up," Picard
said. "Now, Ensign, this is a very dangerous mission. I am not ordering you
to take part in it."
"Then I volunteer, sir," I said.
"Be certain you understand the risk you are
taking," Worf cautioned. "If you are captured..."
"I'm Bajoran," I said. "No one knows better
than I do what Cardassians do to their prisoners." Then, as if to
underscore my decision, I turned to Picard and said, "I've made my
decision, sir."
"Very well, Ensign," Picard said. "Will you
report to Sickbay? Dr. Crusher will explain." As I stood up to leave,
Picard added, "And Ensign Sito, I must ask you not to discuss this mission
with anyone."
"Yes, sir," I said as I left the Lounge.
A few hours later, in Shuttlebay 3, I walked in and saw Worf
standing near the entry hatch to the shuttlecraft Curie as Joret
and Commander Geordi LaForge made some final arrangements to the shuttle. Worf
saw the makeup I wore for my cover as a Bajoran terrorist, so I explained to him
that the Captain asked Dr. Crusher to make it look as if Joret had mistreated
me.
"We're all set here," LaForge said. As he left, I
turned to Worf.
Knowing that this might be my final goodbye to him, I said,
"Sir, I just want you to know that I really appreciate the fact that you've
always had confidence in me." Worf just said, "Good luck."
"I'll see you soon," I responded as I boarded the
shuttle.
A few hours later, the Curie had entered
Cardassian space. I turned to Joret and asked him, "Why are you doing
this--risking your life for Starfleet?"
"I don't consider myself a traitor, if that's what
you're asking," Joret said. "All my life, I've served in the military.
Once, it was an institution dedicated to the security of Cardassia. Now, it's
little more than a platform for ambitious Guls [a Cardassian rank, equivalent to
Captain in Starfleet] hoping to make their reputations in battle. If the
information I've provided helps Starfleet deter even one pointless skirmish,
I've served my purpose. I'm sick of war. My people need peace."
"I never thought I'd hear a Cardassian say something
like that," I said, not believing that I was hearing. Joret responded
in kind, "And I never thought a Bajoran would risk her life to help a
Cardassian get home." A beeping from the control panel caught my attention.
"A patrol ship is moving in on our position," I
said.
"We don't have much time," Joret said as we made
our way back to the Curie's cargo area, where Joret put a pair of
handcuffs on me.
Captain Picard describes what happened next:
We were on the Bridge, scanning for your escape
pod, when a probe we launched picked up debris 200,000 kilometers inside
Cardassian space. Data said that its size and composition indicated that it
could be the remains of a Federation escape pod. A few hours after that, we
intercepted a Cardassian transmission that stated a Bajoran terrorist had
escaped from her captor, but was killed in an evacuation pod as she tried to
leave Cardassian space.
Although I could not reveal Joret Dal's true identity as a Starfleet operative,
I still had to inform the crew that you were apparently lost in the line of
duty. I understand this is the first time you will have heard this, Joanna. Are
you sure you want to hear this? (Yes, I do, Jean-Luc. Please play the
recording.) All right.
(Picard pushes a button on his desk. A old-style bosun's whistle plays.)
"To all Starfleet personnel, this is the
Captain. It is my sad duty to inform you that a member of the crew, Ensign Sito
Jaxa, has been lost in the line of duty. She was the finest example of a
Starfleet officer, and a young woman of remarkable courage and strength of
character. Her loss will be deeply felt by all who knew her. Picard, out."
(computer sound plays; transmission ends)
To tell you the truth, when Captain Picard played that
transmission for me, I started crying. It's not often you get to hear your own
eulogy. But, when Captain Picard made that statement twelve years ago, he did
not know that I was still alive.
DARLA 4
In the nine years since the debacle at the Lil' Ark Angel
premiere, I had settled into a job as a janitor at the Pokémon Trainer's School in Rustboro City, the largest city in the Hoenn region, one of the
Four Regions" where creatures known as Pokémon lived in harmony
with human beings. I resolved to hold the job only until a chance to
take revenge on Danny and Sawyer presented itself. One day, exactly nine years after Peebo Pudgemeyer's pull
of a switch brought an unceremonious end to my Hollywood career, I slipped on
a banana peel that an Aipom (a monkey Pokémon with a hand-like appendage on
the tail) dropped and hit my head--hard--on the stone floor of the Pokémon
Gym battlefield adjoining the Trainer's School complex.
For several hours, I was unconscious. Just before I
woke, I heard a British-accented voice say something as I looked in the mirror
and saw the saw-nosed woman, dressed in home-spun clothes and with bruises on
her cheek. The voice said, "To all Starfleet personnel, this is the
Captain. It is my sad duty to inform you that a member of the crew, Ensign
Sito Jaxa, has been lost in the line of duty. She was the finest example of a
Starfleet officer, and a young woman of remarkable courage and strength of
character. Her loss will be deeply felt by all who knew her. Picard,
out." The reflection faded. Then...
I woke up to Max shaking me. "Miss Dimpool, are you
all right?" he asked. Roxanne, administrator of the Trainer's School and
leader of the Pokémon Gym, had a concerned look on her face.
"Miss Romano, you took a heck of a fall back there.
Are you okay?" she asked.
"Thank you, Roxanne," I said. "I'm
okay."
Later that day, a young man with short cropped blue hair, a
young girl with long red hair and a cat Pokémon walked up to me. "Are
you Darla Dimple?" the girl asked.
"Who wants to know?" I asked.
"We want to help you get revenge against Danny
Goldsmith," the girl said.
"You don't know him. Thanks, but no thanks," I
said.
"Well, if you change your mind, we'll be at the
Rustboro Hotel," the boy said. As the boy, the girl and the cat Pokémon
left, I thought for a moment. Then, I saw five new arrivals enter the Pokémon
Center. I saw one of them, a boy with short black hair, walk up to a
videophone when it started to ring. I gasped when I saw the person the boy
with the Pikachu on his shoulder was talking to: Danny Goldsmith! I heard
Danny saying .that he intended to propose to Sawyer at the premiere of their
new movie! I ran out of the Pokémon Center and went to the Rustboro Hotel.
"So, you changed your mind," the girl with red
hair, named Jessie, said.
"Yeah," I said. "I saw Danny on the
videophone at the Pokémon Center. He was talking to this boy with a Pikachu
on his shoulder." The boy with blue hair--James--and the cat Pokémon--Meowth--instantly
came over to where Jessie and I sat. Meowth hopped on the table
"So, let me get this straight," Jessie said as
James sat down. "The twerps and those cats you hate so much have
hooked up?"
"That's right," I said.
"I hope we can both accomplish our goals," Meowth
said.
"Yes!" I said. "This time our plan will
work, won't it, Max?"
"Yes, Miss Dimpool," Max agreed.
A that instant a bulbous blue Pokémon with a black tail
appeared from out of nowhere. "Wobbuffet!" it exclaimed. Jessie
grumbled, then pulled a Pokéball from the belt at her waist and recalled
Wobbuffet.
"Finally, you'll get that Pikachu you've been
after and I'll have revenge on that tabby for ruining my career!"
I chortled. Everyone but Max started to laugh maniacally.
A few days later, Max and I were sworn into Team Rocket.
The next day, we received intelligence that Sawyer was with the boy and his
friends and that they were to visit the Safari Zone outside Fuschia City, in
the Kanto region. In the cockpit of a giant robot shaped like a Wobbuffet,
Jessie ordered me to launch a missile, targeted at the center of the park.
We heard the boy's voice. "A Wobbuffet! You know what that means!"
"What does it mean, Ash?" we heard Sawyer ask. A
few moments later, we heard Jessie give the answer.
"It means to prepare for trouble!," she cried.
"And make it double!," James added.
"To protect the world from devastation..."
"To unite all peoples within our nation..."
"To denounce the evils of truth and love..."
"To extend our reach to the stars above..."
"Jessie..."
"James..."
"Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light,"
Jessie said.
"Surrender now, or prepare to fight," James said.
"Meowth, that's right!" Meowth said. The
Wobbuffet appeared and said its name. Jessie grumbled and recalled Wobbuffet
once more.
"Team Rocket!" Ash, Misty and Brock said as one.
"That's right," James said. "Yes. And we've
grown by two," Jessie said. "Darla! Max!"
A panel opened in the body of the robot, revealing us.
"Darla Dimple! Why have you joined Team
Rocket?" Sawyer exclaimed.
"It's simple, kitty!" I said coolly. "I want
revenge for what you and Danny did to my career nine years ago! And joining
Team Rocket, I decided, was the only way to go. Ain't that right, Max?"
"Yes, Miss Dimpool," Max said obediently.
As Team Rocket and Ash, Misty, Brock and Sawyer let out their Pokémon, Sawyer
turned to Brock, " I have an idea. Let's combine our attacks! If what
I've heard of Team Rocket is true, we can easily kick their butts."
Pikachu's Thunder, Mudkip's Water Gun, Forretress' Spike Cannon, Starmie's
Water Pulse and Sawyer's Bulbasaur's Razor Leaf combined into a conflagration
that sent Jessie, James and their Pokemon flying into the robot Wobbuffet. The
impact was so strong it destroyed the robot and it sent us flying too.
"We'll be back!" I screamed.
"Yes, Miss Dimpool," Max said.
"Shut up, Max!" I snapped.
"Team Rocket's blasting off again!" Jessie, James
and Meowth wailed.
A few days later, we found out that the boy, whose name was
Ash Ketchum, was to attend Danny and Sawyer's wedding, and that he was engaged
himself. We decided to give Ash a little engagement present-one that he would
never forget. On the day of Danny and Sawyer's wedding, we piloted our
Magikarp submarine under the surface of a lake near Pallet Town, Ash's
hometown and the site of Danny and Sawyer's wedding. We soon spotted Ash near
the lakeside where he and Danny were having a man to cat talk.
"Dan, mind a little advice?"
"I've got some advice for you, kitty!" I said.
"Oh, no," Danny groaned.
"Today of all days," Ash said. "Team
Rocket!" they exclaimed in unison.
We surfaced the sub and burst out, ready to do battle, but, surprisingly, Ash
was not the first to send out a Pokémon-Danny was. The tabby sent out a
Scyther, a praying mantis Pokémon with blades for hands, but, Scyther's
attack was foiled by our Wobbuffet's Counter technique. We had Danny and Ash
on the ropes.
"Kitty, the only way you're going to get to see your
beloved Sawyer walk down the aisle is if you hand that Pikachu over to
us!" I demanded.
"Over our dead bodies, Team Rocket,"
countered a voice nearby.
We turned to see Ash's friends-Brock Harrison, May Blaustein and
her brother Max, Gary Oak, Ash's mother Delia, Ash's fiancée Misty Williams
and some others appear from out of the fog.
"As you can see, Team Rocket, we're a team too,"
Danny said. "Team Victory is gonna send ya blasting off - again!"
A Thunder attack from Pikachu and a Hydro Pump from Gary Oak's Blastoise
combined to create enough force to destroy the Magi-Sub and send us flying
into the sky again. Max and I landed, but this time Jessie and
James were nowhere to be found.
We decided to move on and later hooked up with Butch and
Cassidy, Jessie and James' rivals within Team Rocket. Four months after our
disastrous attempt to stop Danny and Sawyer's wedding, not only did we have
two more kitties to deal with-for Danny and Sawyer had twins-but our alliance
with the Cylon Empire failed to hold onto the USS Voyager when a
Starfleet rescue team which counted Danny, Sawyer AND Ash amongst its members
rescued the Voyager and her crew from a heavily-guarded Cylon
Base Star. Still undaunted, we decided to crash Ash and Misty's wedding, held aboard the Voyager. Unfortunately, there would be another uninvited guest.
Next time...
Darla and Sito finally meet face to face..
and everything will change.