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Animated Earth Chronicles: The Legend of Darla Dimple
SITO 5
I felt myself waking up. I saw a fair-skinned and
fair-haired human in a kind of Starfleet uniform I did not recognize, but I did
recognize the orange-furred cat standing next to him. Or did I? I could just as
easily had confused him for the fatigue I was feeling as I woke up from
cryostasis. So, I asked the only logical question I could ask at that particular
moment:
"Where am I?"
The human in the Starfleet uniform said, "You are aboard a Cylon Base Star.
Who are you?" he asked.
"Ensign Sito Jaxa, USS Enterprise NCC-1701-D,"
I said. "And you?"
The human frowned for a moment, then gave his name and posting. "Captain
William Todman, Starfleet Intelligence. Now, let's go! The crew of Voyager need
our help!" As I watched Captain Todman take his leave I noticed the rest
of his team-from which I recognized not only the orange cat, but a white
cat as well. I was still waking up, so I dismissed the recognition and
went down the Cylon corridor, to catch up with Captain Todman,
"Captain, when I mentioned the Enterprise-D,
you frowned. Why?"
"Twelve years have passed since you were captured in the
mission with Joret Dal," Todman replied. "A year after you were
apparently lost, the Enterprise-D was destroyed in orbit of planet Viridian III.
If we get home, I'll make sure you're brought up to date."
"Over here!" the orange cat called to us. I
was fully awake now and realized I was looking at Daniel Goldsmith, whom I
had seen in the visions I had described to Counselor Troi. Danny pointed to a
Cylon docking hatch. Captain Todman was about to start the pressurization cycle
when the white cat-Sawyer Dumas, although based on the gold ring on her finger I
could now call her Sawyer Goldsmith-put her hand on Todman's wrist.
"I'm reading massive amounts of a Cylon neurotoxin in
there. It can be countered by Federation neurozine gas, but we need to get to Voyager's
Bridge to vent it!" Sawyer said. Captain Todman went to a supply drawer and
pulled out six rebreathers. He handed one to each of us, leaving the final one
for himself. As soon as we put on the rebreathers, we made our way onto the USS
Voyager. As soon as we reached the Bridge, I remembered what I read of
the Intrepid-class of starship and made my way to the OPS console.
"Venting neurozine gas to all decks," I said. The Voyager's
real Bridge crew began to stir as the neurozine gas began to counter the Cylon
neurotoxin.
"Air is safe to breathe," I said when the message
appeared on the displays. Captain Todman took off his rebreather and turned to
Sawyer, who had assumed Tactical.
"Mr. Goldsmith, target the docking clamps. Quantum
torpedoes, full spread. Dispersal pattern: Sierra. And, fire!" Todman
commanded.
"Aye, Captain," Sawyer said.
I had heard rumors of the development of a new kind of
torpedo before I was captured, but I had never seen them in action, until now.
On the main viewscreen, seven blue-colored flashes slammed into the Cylon
docking arm, destroying it.
"Mr. Yuki, set course to rendezvous with the Galactica.
Ensign Sito, when we're within range, hail the Galactica. Tell
Admiral Adama to launch a full attack compliment," Todman said.
"Aye, sir," the brown-haired human dressed in red
at the Helm and I acknowledged. A few minutes later, the Voyager's
real Bridge crew had resumed their stations, leaving Captain Todman, the rescue
team and I to watch as the Cylon Base Star detonated under the sustained fighter
assault by the fleet Voyager had rendezvoused with. The man in the
Captain's chair smiled.
"Mr. Paris, set landing course for the Presidio. Mr.
Kim, inform Admirals Janeway and Uhura of our success," he said.
The Helmsman nodded, while the Asian man who replaced me at OPS said, "Aye,
sir."
Thirty minutes later, Voyager landed at the Presidio, the
ancient military base which now served as the base of all of Starfleet
operations. We resolved from the transporter beam as Admiral Nyota Uhura came
out to greet us.
"Welcome home, Captain," she said.
"Thank you, sir," Captain Todman said.
"Captain Todman, I have said it before, and I'll say it
again: you are the best operative I have ever trained, which makes my next
announcement all the more exciting," Uhura said as she stepped up to Todman.
"This morning, I tendered my resignation from Starfleet and recommended to
President Roslin that you be promoted to Admiral and replace me. A few minutes
ago, the word came through."
Uhura smiled as she began to take the four ranking pips off of William's collar.
"As my final duty and privilege in my long, long
Starfleet career, I hereby promote William Henderson Todman to the rank of Vice
Admiral, with the rights and privileges thereto."
She thenremoved her own Admiral's insignia and placed it on William's collar.
"Congratulations, Admiral Todman," Danny said.
"Thanks, Danny," William said. "Now, let's
head back to Pallet Town. We have a wedding to go to." William tapped his
commbadge. "Todman to Voyager. Seven to beam up." We
dissolved in the beam.
A few hours later, Voyager took off, bound for
Pallet Town. In my visitor's quarters, I sat, wearing my new uniform and reading
over the materials the newly-promoted Admiral Todman had provided to bring me up
to date on the events of the previous twelve years. The section on the Dominion
War was especially difficult for me to read. The door chime sounded.
"Come in," I said.
Admiral Todman walked in, followed by some old friends.
"Sam! Alyssa! Taurik!"
Sam Lavelle, now a Lieutenant Commander, smiled and hugged me.
"When Admiral Janeway contacted us and told us that you
were alive, I didn't believe her. But, seeing you again..." Sam hugged me
again. Commander Alyssa Ogawa did the same.
"Sito, I have to thank you," she said.
"Shortly after you were 'lost,' Andrew and I got married!"
"Congratulations, Commander Powell," I said.
"I kept the name Ogawa," Alyssa said.
Taurik stepped forward and gave me the "live long and prosper" salute.
"Peace and long life, Ensign Sito. It is agreeable to
see you again after all this time," he said. I returned the salute.
"Live long and prosper, Commander Taurik," I said.
"I wanted everyone here to hear this," William said
as he brought the PADD he was holding to viewing range. "'Let it be known
that as of Stardate 60034.5 and retroactive to Stardate 47609.5, Ensign Sito
Jaxa is promoted to the rank of Lieutenant Junior Grade with all the rights and
privileges thereto. Signed, Vice Admiral William Todman, Starfleet
Command.'"
William put a blacked-out rank pip on my collar.
"Thank you, sir," I said before deciding "to
hell with decorum" and kissed William on the lips.
"I love you, William," I said when the kiss broke.
Sam and Alyssa gasped, while Taurik simply cocked an eyebrow.
A few days later, I was preparing to attend the wedding of
a man named Ashton Ketchum, who was a member of the now-Admiral Todman's rescue
team. I was almost finished dressing when a voice came on the comm.
"Paris to Sito."
I smiled as I tapped my commbadge. "Sito here," I said.
"Report to Main Shuttlebay," Paris said.
"On my way," I said. Tapping the badge again to
close the channel, I finished donning my new uniform jacket, then left my
quarters.
As I arrived in the shuttlebay, I saw William leaning against a shuttle,
reading a PADD. When he saw me, he gestured for a crewman to raise the
shuttlebay door, which was safe to do since Voyager was in a
Class-M atmosphere. After William and I cleared the door, it came down behind
us.
"Sito, since we rescued you on the Cylon Base Star, I
have felt something in my life change. A hole in my heart, if you will. And when
you came into my life, the hole was filled. I hope you feel the same,"
William said.
"Yes, I do," I said, and then added. "I do not
feel, however, that it is appropriate for me, a Lieutenant, to have a romantic
relationship with a superior officer."
"Oh, come off it, Sito!" William exclaimed.
"If two people are in love, let them be. We may be at opposite ends of the
rank scale, but that's when we're on duty. And since we are Starfleet
Intelligence now, we can basically say when we work."
It was then that, as humans like William would say, he popped the question.
"Sito Jaxa, will you marry me?" he asked. As if on
cue, a blue and white flying Pokémon landed on the fantail with blue and white
case securely in its beak. William retrieved the case.
"Thank you, Latios," William said as he petted the
Pokémon on the head. Latios cooed, then soared back into the sky. William
opened the case, revealing a gold and diamond ring. I nodded, then removed my
Bajoran earring and put it on William's ear as he put the ring on my finger. In
Bajoran society, when a girl receives a marriage proposal, she gives her
earring-the symbol of her family-to her suitor an indication that she accepted
the proposal. William broke into a smile as he tapped his commbadge.
"Todman to Transporter Room 3. Two to beam directly to
Holodeck 2."
The transporter beam claimed us. As it did, I suddenly had an eerie feeling-
unrelated to the transporter, but a feeling I'd had before-when I had a vision
of Darla Dimple. This time the feeling was stronger than ever before. It was as
if Darla Dimple was here.
On the Holodeck, the wedding of Ashton Ketchum and Misty
Williams had began. Voyager's captain, Chakotay-acting as father
of the bride-escorted Misty down the aisle. When Misty and Ash stepped up to the
lectern, William began the ceremony.
"True love can take many forms and change many lives. It
is this essence of true love that binds us all. It binds Daniel and Sawyer
Goldsmith. It binds myself and Sito Jaxa. And tonight, it will bind two more
loving souls. And so, we are gathered here tonight to join Ashton James Ketchum
and Misty Annabeth Williams in the greatest bond one can experience in life-the
bond of matrimony. If anyone present amongst us tonight has a valid reason for
these two souls to not be joined, let them speak now, or forever hold their
peace,".
Voyager shook as four towers of crimson transporter
energy-Klingon, I determined-resolved into four figures: a girl with short blond
hair, a boy with long black hair and two people I instantly recognized from the
visions as Darla Dimple and her gigantic bodyguard, Max. Ash obviously
recognized the blond-haired girl and the black-haired boy.
"Cassidy! Butch!" Ash exclaimed.
"Hello, twerp," the girl Ash called Cassidy said.
"We have a proposition for you: a three-on-three Pokémon battle. If your
team wins-oh, and you cannot participate, Ash-we will leave and you can resume
this wedding. If we win, not only must you and Misty break up, but you must hand
that Pikachu over to us. You have ten minutes to choose your team."
Ash stepped forward. "I already have chosen. Admiral Todman, Lieutenant
Sito and Ensign Goldsmith"--referring to Danny, whom, like Ash, had been
granted a field commission in Starfleet. "They will defend me, Misty and
Pikachu."
I smiled as Darla gulped. Evidentially, she had visions of
me, as well.
"Hello, Darla," I said. Turning to Danny and
William, I revealed the truth of the existence of Darla Dimple."20 years
ago, we were a single entity. A horrible accident on the set of Darladdin and
Her Magic Lamp separated me into the two individuals you see before you
today."
"I see," Danny said, taking a while to assimilate
the truth: that his hated rival in the events of almost a decade before was
originally as nice as he was. "What happened?"
I quickly described to him how the electric wire touched the water in the
"A" Tank during the swimming sequence, as well as how I started to
remember the life I once had. As I talked I had moved over to the lectern and
picked up Ash's Pikachu.
"I figure that Ash's Pikachu, using Thunder attack, puts
out about 10,000 volts," I said. It was then that I realized why Cassidy
denied Ash permission to participate in the three-on-three battle. "That's
why you don't want Ash to participate in the battle isn't it? If Pikachu uses
Thunder in our vicinity, the shock could cause us to merge into a single being
again."
"Well, I have an idea," William said as he stepped
between me and Danny. "If we win, in addition to allowing us to proceed
with the wedding, Darla must consent to a merger with Lieutenant Sito."
"Agreed," Darla said. "Computer, randomly
select three Pokémon stadium configurations-rock field, grass field,
etc.,"
William said. "First field, now!"
The church dissolved into a Pokémon battle stadium with
scoreboard. The symbol of Team Rocket, a red R, and the Starfleet delta appeared
on the screen. Tillie Hippo, another person I recognized from the visions,
stepped up to the referee's podium.
"Our first field will be an ice field," she said.
"Computer, randomly select a member of Team Rocket and a member of Team
Victory to compete in the first round."
The images of Cassidy and Danny replaced their respective teams' symbols.
"Cassidy of Team Rocket and Ensign Daniel Goldsmith of
Team Victory, step forward," Tillie said. "This will be a two-on-two
battle, with the trainers able to exchange at any time. Best two out of three
falls wins the battle. Begin!"
William pulled me and Ash aside. Evidentially, William believed as I did that
Team Rocket was going to try to cheat to win the battle, so he was planning
something.
"Sito, think back to the accident on the Darladdin set
20 years ago. How long was the wire in contact with the tank before you blacked
out?" William asked.
"30 seconds, at least," I said.
William turned to the entrance to the fake Pokémon stadium. "Computer, on
the command 'Initiate Conversion Beta,' remove any surface under the feet of
Darla Dimple and Lieutenant Sito, causing them to fall into a pool of
water," William said. "This command cannot be countermanded, except by
myself." The computer beeped in acceptance of William's command.
Ash then turned to Pikachu. "Pikachu, when William calls for help from
Sickbay, use Thunder. Your targets are Darla Dimple and Lieutenant Sito,"
he said. Pikachu nodded, accepting it's master's command.
"Now, let's get back to the battle," William said.
"I wanna see how Danny is doing."
Not too well, it turned out. As we re-entered the stadium,
we saw that Danny's scoreboard portrait was blacked out, indicating that Cassidy
had won the first fall. The computer created a grass field for the second fall
and chose Butch and William as the competitors. Butch sent out a Marowak.
William reached for a Pokéball from a cart that Ash wheeled out to the field.
"Any last words, Admiral?" Butch said with a snide
tone.
William glanced at Ash and Misty, then turned back to face Butch. "Yes. I
have exactly four words," William said.
I smiled to myself, knowing what was about to happen.
William held up four fingers. One by one, he tucked them back into a fist as he
said, "Computer, initiate Conversion Beta."
I felt the ground under my feet dissolve, sending me into a pool of water. An
astonished Darla fell into her own pool of water. As the pools merged, William
tapped his commbadge. "Todman to Sickbay. Medical emergency in Holodeck
2!"
With that, Ash sent Pikachu into the water. Darla shook her head wildly, as if
to say, "No! Don't do this!"
I just smiled back at her. "As the Borg say, 'Resistance is
futile.'"
The final thought I had before the blackness claimed me was of the first vision
I had of Darla: the curly blond-haired girl in the harem suit that I saw in the
matter stream between my ship and the Academy evac station after the Nova
Squadron Incident.
Finally, the blackness came....
Next time..
Was the operation successful?
Oh, come on! Those who have really been reading know better by now!